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5 Reasons Ken is the Worst Boyfriend

March 13 is National Ken Doll Day, so let’s take a magnifying glass to the world’s most famous plaything boyfriend. We’ve discovered some flaws in the model—here are five reasons why Ken is not the perfect boyfriend he’s packaged to be:   1. His Earring Magic Ken phase (or any phase that involves him going through your sacred accessory drawer—I’m looking at you, Jewel Secrets Ken). “Dammit, Ken, stop going through my closet—I already told you that shade of purple does nothing for your complexion!”   2. Remember that time he needed “space?” In 2004, just days before Valentine’s Day, Ken and Barbie split up.  The reason? They “felt it was time to spend some time apart.” Please—any good celebrity publicist knows that’s code for someone sneaking around. And Ken always has that cat-who-ate-the-canary… Continue
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5 Reasons Ken is the Perfect Boyfriend

Wednesday is National Ken Doll Day, so I thought, what better day to celebrate the world’s perfect boyfriend, Ken Carson (that’s Ken’s full name, in case you didn’t already know)? Here are the top five reasons why Ken is the perfect boyfriend:
 
1. He’s versatile. Ken is never stuck in a rut. He’s been a cowboy, a Harley Davidson rider, a military man, a doctor…the list goes on and on. It seems he’s got the best of all the worlds. With Ken as your boyfriend you can be sure things will never be boring.
 
 
2.He knows how to have fun. Ken is constantly trying new activites. He’s sporty, he’s musical, he’s artistic. What this means for you is that he will always have a good date idea up his sleeve. And judging … Continue